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Better Change The Oil

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Bykidbux
HE IS 80, SHE IS 20.
IT WAS THE TALK OF THE TOWN WHEN AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN MARRIED A 20 YEAR OLD GIRL.

AFTER A YEAR OF MARRIAGE SHE WENT INTO THE HOSPITAL TO GIVE
BIRTH. THE NURSE CAME OUT TO CONGRATULATE THE OLD FELLOW
SAYING ‘THIS IS AMAZING! HOW DO YOU DO IT AT YOUR AGE’
HE ANSWERED,‘YOU GOT TO KEEP THE OLD MOTOR RUNNING.’

THE FOLLOWING YEAR THE YOUNG BRIDE GAVE BIRTH AGAIN.
THE SAME NURSE SAID,’YOURE AMAZING, HOW DO YOU DO IT’
HE AGAIN SAID ‘YOU’VE GOT TO KEEP THE OLD MOTOR RUNNING.

THE SAME THING HAPPENED THE NEXT YEAR.
THE NURSE THEN SAID ‘WELL,WELL,WELL, YOU CERTAINLY ARE QUITE A MAN.’
HE RESPONDED,‘YOU’VE GOT TO KEEP THAT OLD MOTOR RUNNING.’

THE NURSE SAID,‘WELL YOU BETTER CHANGE THE OIL, THIS ONE IS BLACK!’

Arabian Riches

In CategoryTalk Jokes
Bykidbux

An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:

Dear Dad,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.
Your son, Nasser

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

My dear loving son,
Twenty million US$Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.
Love, your Dad

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